John, 16. I like Batman, Lady GaGa, One Direction, 5SOS, Teen Wolf, and things of the sort. You should ask me things.
~enjoy~
gamecuboid:

I was doing some gaming and my iTunes decided to interrupt me like a little french bitch

gamecuboid:

I was doing some gaming and my iTunes decided to interrupt me like a little french bitch

(via pizza)

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confidnet:

supersamurai91:

confidnet:

i wasted my last bagel my life is over

Just get some bread and cut out a circle

i have never been so offended in my entire life

(via 1dedicated-1dlover)

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dobraeva:

*puts my ipod on shuffle and skips every song until i get one i was hoping for*

(Source: panerasexual, via fuckyeahloldemort)

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thoselonelyeyes:

fullmoon-unicorn:

the starry sky on the himalayas

CLICK ON THE PIC BRO

thoselonelyeyes:

fullmoon-unicorn:

the starry sky on the himalayas

CLICK ON THE PIC BRO

(Source: fullmoonwolves, via perspicacityatwork)

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nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

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crazysience:

Me before social events

(Source: foeverrlost, via hi)

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homosassy:

the dumbest thing is when parents say “this isnt how i raised you” like ?????? yes it really is you literally raised me and here i am

(via circumcising)

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crustified-again:

corgisandboobs:

thesuperjew:

The turtle cavalry is serious shit

"Onward, alligator steed!""I’m a crocodile.""Silence, water horse!"

The one in the back looks like it’s wearing a turtle for a hat

crustified-again:

corgisandboobs:

thesuperjew:

The turtle cavalry is serious shit

"Onward, alligator steed!"
"I’m a crocodile."
"Silence, water horse!"

The one in the back looks like it’s wearing a turtle for a hat

(Source: animals-riding-animals, via pizza)

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eeveez:

does anyone else sort of get a lesbian vibe from ellen degeneres?

(via pizza)

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1 day ago

dicksplit:

*Baby starts crying on a plane*

image

(via milesjai)

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carryonmy-assbutt:

fricklesfrackles-letsfrickackles:

domina-domina-omnimalum:

thebabbagepatch:

hereghostyghosty:

jordaamn:

johnstridur:

adriofthedead:

thesunmaid:

parents making sex jokes

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grandparents making sex jokes

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nine-year-olds making sex jokes

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nine-year-olds

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NINE

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NEIN

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image

image

Welcome to tumblr where we go from parents making sex jokes to sassy Hitler in 0.6 seconds

(via guy)

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