John, 17. I like Batman, Lady GaGa, One Direction, 5SOS, Teen Wolf, OITNB, Troye Sivan, Tyler Oakley, YouTubers in general, and all things of the sort. You should ask me things. I almost always answer non-anons privately :)




my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.

i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed

this post is one of my best by a landslide

i’m going to try and not make my next youtube video really long

i’m sorry they’re so long omg

idk what i was thinking

<3 to those that actually watched the whole thing